There’s a Chinese restaurant here in The Cove whose tagline is “Voted Best Buffet in The Cove” which is hilarious because it is the only buffet in The Cove! Well, I found an even bolder claim while driving out in the country a couple weeks ago. I passed through a little community that had nothing more than a couple junk shops on both sides of the road and a small gas station that may be abandoned but at least has not been updated since the Eisenhower administration. I love the big sign on top of this business: FINEST COFFEE IN TOWN.
Yes, I’d like a venti, skinny, no foam, soy, pumpkin spice latte, please.